theyellowbuttroad:

mynameisemmegoddamnit:

loyaltothemightiestheroes:

THATS RIGHT.

REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

Breakdown of the 5sos Album

  • She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
  • 18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
  • Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
  • Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
  • Kiss Me Kiss Me: "More like 'fuck me fuck me' hahahahah XD"
  • Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
  • End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
  • Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
  • Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
  • Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
  • Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
  • Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
  • Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
  • Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
  • Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
  • Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"

writing-myself-sane:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

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gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

a5sosdiary:

he does it when he get’s nervous and it’s my favorite

a5sosdiary:

he does it when he get’s nervous and it’s my favorite

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